More people need to get on board with the Guess Who’s Secretly Drunk game, not the Whooooohahahahooooo Look At This Wasted Asshole one

Sure there’s an unending list of egg substitutes when it comes to vegan baking, but not for when you really want to throw something at the obnoxiously loud person slooooowly making their ridiculous-ass way down your street at 1am on a weeknight.