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I have never loved a site and its contributors and commenters more. I love them more thoroughly than real people in my real life.
And they only did a little bit
Over the weekend I went to see Water For Elephants (shut up) with my mom and grandmother (see?) and before buying tickets my mom pulled me aside and said “I read a review and I want you to know they show animal abuse in this movie. They don’t really do it, of course, but you see it.” Forgetting for a moment that my mom thinks I’m kind of an idiot (duh of course they...
The Death of the Romantic Gesture →
Cliffhanger?! Waiting til next Saturday?
via doctorwho, amh21 First season I’m watching live + first season BBC America is airing the same night (no 2-week delay) - AWESOME First season I can’t watch 4+ episodes in a row? Bummer city. Restraint has never been my strong suit.
Just made hummus for the first time ever tonight!…after standing in the supermarket aisle, googling garbanzo beans on my phone to make sure that they were the same thing as chickpeas. I mean, I had a feeling…but I wasn’t sure. Now, I’ve been vegan for a year. A librarian (and supposed smarty pants, which, LOL) for five. And alive for 28. I have no excuse! So sad. :( But it turned out...
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It gets better. In the comments there’s a fierce debate raging over ‘the real meaning’ (LOL) of pipe-weed in Lord Rings. Oh, nerds. ♥ ♥ ♥
The saddest thing in all of Sadlandia
Get excited about a bunch! of new! emails! at your personal address Forget that you just emailed yourself some things from your phone Like, 5 minutes ago
Here go hell come
I just learned that there are wine bottle breaking tutorial videos. There are wine bottle breaking tutorial videos. I feel so conflicted on what to do with this information.
Television/movies lied to me
One time very long ago when I was not the emotionally dead person I am now (it’s better this way) I was all worked up in some tizzy or other (there were sooooooooo many tizzies) that I reached out for an empty wine bottle that was surely innocent in the whole thing and without a thought, tried to break it over the counter. The only thing sadder than doing this or wanting to do this (and...
"So that's how I learned I basically don't even... →
The Best Lesson I Learned From Doing My Taxes
I know I'm the YAY LIBRARIES! lady
But fuck it all if library DVDs aren’t magically programmed to skip at the height of any/all action.
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For all of that spring cleaning we’ll never get around to totally do
OH MY GAWWD I stepped in poop get it off get it off GET IT OFFFFFFF.
Staying in, work early tomorrow
And I wanna break out one of my boxed set seasons of Gilmore Girls but I don’t know if that’s a good idea because certain episodes cause me to feel feelings that don’t make much sense and are not fun. Also, I’m 28. 28. A television show that catered to a young adult audience affects me like little else in this world. A television show. FEELINGS. 28.
Stupid book lover
A partial list of words I knew but initially mispronounced because I had only ever read them, not heard them. Because I never go outside and talk to The People. Because shhhhhh. hyperbole diaspora codified
"BRING ON THE VENAL, UNEXCEPTIONAL JACKAL WOMEN,... →
Mean Ladies to Read About
I am so much fun at parties
Trying to get through a metal documentary (which is actually way decent at times) but so fucking help me if I hear one more dude explain that metal is about refusing to conform to society and rejecting its accepted norms…only to be way down with embracing some pretty mainstream attitudes in the areas of racism, homophobia, and misogyny. Way to prop up the status quo with your devil horns....
If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at...– Kevin Smith in This Film is Not Yet Rated