August 2010
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Coworker at a diff library: “When he comes over here he’s real abrupt, pushy…kinda rude. Not just to me. To everyone who works here. Just a pain in the ass.”
Me: “No way. Him? He’s totally mellow when he comes over here. Pleasant, even. Maybe it’s cause we’re all chick librarians? No, he doesn’t hit on us, it’s not like that. Maybe he...
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the keys and I
A year ago: lost keys while skinny-dipping at the beach at 2am.
A month ago: flushed them down a dive bar toilet.
A few hours ago: lost them overboard while kayaking.
Lesson: I really need to stay the hell away from water. Or just like, be more careful.
:( and :(
“No man has ever put his hand up a woman’s dress looking for a library card.” - Joan Rivers
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Wait.
Allow me to sweeten the deal: how about three library cards and one seperate set of remote access log-in credentials?
On not giving a vegan fuck.
dearcoketalk:
Okay. So, I’m a vegan. Not for ethical, but health reasons. I do believe that I feel better and healthier now that I’ve cut this stuff out of my life. I don’t judge anyone on the dietary outlooks on life. If they want to eat a shit ton of meat, that’s their decision. Just as this is mine. However, I still get those really annoying comments about PETA, protein, carnivore-laden based...