Coworker at a diff library: “When he comes over here he’s real abrupt, pushy…kinda rude. Not just to me. To everyone who works here. Just a pain in the ass.” Me: “No way. Him? He’s totally mellow when he comes over here. Pleasant, even. Maybe it’s cause we’re all chick librarians? No, he doesn’t hit on us, it’s not like that. Maybe he...
Fresh Blood by the Eels Hottttt.
the keys and I
A year ago: lost keys while skinny-dipping at the beach at 2am. A month ago: flushed them down a dive bar toilet. A few hours ago: lost them overboard while kayaking. Lesson: I really need to stay the hell away from water. Or just like, be more careful. :( and :(
“No man has ever put his hand up a woman’s dress looking for a library card.” - Joan Rivers : ( Wait. Allow me to sweeten the deal: how about three library cards and one seperate set of remote access log-in credentials?
On not giving a vegan fuck.
dearcoketalk: Okay. So, I’m a vegan. Not for ethical, but health reasons. I do believe that I feel better and healthier now that I’ve cut this stuff out of my life. I don’t judge anyone on the dietary outlooks on life. If they want to eat a shit ton of meat, that’s their decision. Just as this is mine. However, I still get those really annoying comments about PETA, protein, carnivore-laden based...