Anthropomorphizer extraordinaires! It’s November 10th, are you crying over your pumpkin yet? WELL WHY NOT?
(Reading and rereading the whole ‘texts from’ series is the only thing getting me trough a slow Sunday afternoon at work, made even slower by the facts that I have fun plans tonight [Murder City Devils!] and tomorrow’s a holiday. Other favorites in the ‘texts from’ series: Edgar Allan Poe, the Lorax, Lord Byron.)